Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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COUGAR FOODI fell pray to online dating.
Turns out my Blind date knew someone I did then proceeded to tell me about how she did him and which other of his mates she’d done, this is say 20 minutes in to small talk,
At this point I was worried, she was quite intense, she made me feel like mark in peep show and Im normally quite confident, she said ” I’d do you as well”
And I actually said “oh, well, thanks, that’s kind of you” she was downing pints 2: my 1 and that is FAST.
Finally the cringey lines …
“so you look young, how old are you?”
“well 26 but it doesn’t really matter (because im going to hide from you forever)”
“oh that’s ok im 35 but im an urban cougar” (apparently this is a valid term ! I had to wiki it when I got home , I just thought she was nuts see : www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=urban+cougar )
“an urban what? … no actually I don’t want to… “ *SHE ACTULLY CUTS ME OFF*
“26 that’s sweet when I was 26 I was in a Mexican prison for smuggling heroin.. of course I had WAY more of a habit back then”
“cheque please”
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:28, 4 replies)
So...did you boink her?
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nopedidnt even walk in the direction of her home!
just made my excuses and pulled a full scale retreat.
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Loopy chicks are interesting to talk to but oh so dangerous to hook up with.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:44,
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i have beenvery lucky...
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