Just last week, dancing with my lady under a cloudless, starlit, Canadian sky
Having drunk heroic amounts of alcohol (and maybe a tinge of MASSIVE DRUGS) at a friend's wedding, while this was playing.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:37, 13 replies)

god, you relentless ponce.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 15:58, closed)

I know, right?
It's a good job after that I had a week of boating, waterskiing, fishing and hanging out at a log cabin in the woods to bring me back down to Earth. It's been a tough summer for us all.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:24, closed)

Steady on
You'll be building a pizza oven next.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:28, closed)

I'm going to install a sundial

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:49, closed)

What?
That's proper fucking bent m8. Go and see a doctor.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:15, closed)

I know, right?
It's like those bits on Castle when he gets all soppy with his daughter, we normally fast-forward them as even the missus thinks they're "too gay".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:26, closed)

Have you considered a 12 step program?

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:32, closed)

I'm not really a dancer

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:56, closed)

well your certainly not human

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:57, closed)

Top Killersing there|

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:01, closed)

Yes

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:03, closed)

Actually
I doubt this really happened. I think you just had to crow-bar in a reference to having gone on holiday. Whoopie-shit.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:32, closed)

Nah, it's all true
I was on the table that cleared away everyone else's wine after the dancing started and because I was English, they made me drink it from a teacup with my pinkie out. Didn't stop them from filling it up every time I put it down, though. By the time I got home to the farmhouse I was really rather sentimental.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 16:41, closed)