I bawled my eyes out at this when it was on telly at Christmas
but then I was a bit drunk
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:19, 1 reply)

In the run up to Christmas I was out shopping with the missus
We ducked into a 'spoons for lunch and on the TV behind the bar with the volume muted I caught sight of the start of the first Toy Story. Within seconds I found myself welling up uncontrollably, I had to nip outside for a fag and regain my composure before coming back to the table.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:48, closed)

How long do we have to wait before someone accuses you of shoving Buzz Lightyear up a lady's mimsy?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:05, closed)

Probably until Shambo gets back from his festival.

( gone, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:36, closed)

How do you cope
with real life?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:08, closed)

As above
My girlfriend didn't even notice there was anything wrong - I came back, ate my lunch, finished my pint and we carried on shopping.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:43, closed)