i'm a hard-faced bitch and it takes a lot to make me cry
unless i get angry, and then the tears cannot be stopped. my dad was pretty much the only person that reduced me to this state (past tense because i'm a bit old for it these days!) and he had the most infuriating way of dealing with it. he'd hold up a hand to cut off my brilliant oratorical fireworks, and just say:

"you can cut the waterworks. it's not impressing me."

MOST. ANNOYING. THING. EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 10:58, 4 replies)

The fags will do that.
Give it up, and invest in a good quality moisturiser.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:02, closed)

Tell you what luv, why don't you dry those eyes, get the bloke who's in charge and make us all a nice cuppa eh?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 11:08, closed)

MONKFISH!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:02, closed)

nah, it's just his breath

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 13:14, closed)