I never cried when my mother died
and it's been a long time since I cried during a disingenuous and manipulative movie.
Except of course just after we had to put down the cat.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 16:40, 7 replies)

You are a good son.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:29, closed)

To be fair
she did spend her last 5 years telling everyone who asked how she was "Oh you know I've lived too long."
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 3:59, closed)

It's not the vet's fault that he couldn't inject your finger through your cat's bumhole.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 9 Aug 2014, 22:44, closed)

you're old
I've yet to have a cat pass.
(drunksteve is not drunk, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 6:47, closed)

Cats pass here every day
then they walk the other way. They usually die after 12 to 15 years. Since when did pass become the accepted euphemism for die? Learn to say what you mean.

Yes I'm old. Probably old enough to be your father (or grandfather, given that I was a precocious lad).
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 10 Aug 2014, 19:02, closed)

I love that euphemism you see on headstones: "Not dead, just sleeping"
They're going to be fucking pissed off when they wake up, then.

I'd really like to see one that says "Not sleeping, just dead".
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 12:11, closed)

Years ago the accepted term was 'passed away'
but now somehow the away part is too harsh.

That's what happens when you let kids play violent video games.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 13:09, closed)