I kid you not I have just had tears of laughter. A woman that I have seen round and about these parts
has just come to the door to try and persuade me to take her


Avon catalogue. If Fatty Rob Carehome were a woman, he would be a supermodel compared to this genetically mutated unwashed mess. I know that Avon have no scruples with their business model but really they should at least ask for a photograph and ask the person if they have the basic clue about beauty and hygiene products.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:01, 16 replies)

I've known puddles with more depth than you.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:15, closed)

Thank you, good to hear you have such a lovely relationship with water. However, it did make me cry - you should see the husband to her 6 children - they don't spoil a pair.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 16:26, closed)

Ugly people have a lot of sex
Mostly with other ugly people, if Jeremy Kyle is anything to go by.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:04, closed)

rare to find visually displeasing bodies, it is all in the face. Get past that and you've cracked it. However, there are limits.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:07, closed)

My high standards have always held me back
from the ocean of poon.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:10, closed)

But not the rapidly drying puddles.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:23, closed)

So did you shag her or what?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:02, closed)

Rude not to but she had the kids with her.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:08, closed)

+so she had to wait her turn

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:32, closed)

+ YM

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:50, closed)

She's got to do something while hubby works at the hospital

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:33, closed)

He does not work. he models filthy grey sweat pants on the internet for the benefit of Japanese perverts .

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:48, closed)

No, I'm fairly sure Badger's a nurse or something
Though he does do the odd bit of internet modelling
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:02, closed)

And then there's the advertising work -

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:25, closed)

I get you now, this woman is not overweight being overweight does not mean you cannot be beautiful, unless you're a man. This woman is just plain fucking ugly and very thick.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:19, closed)

Oh, so like a thinner version of Badger's wife then

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 21:29, closed)