Actual genuine answer from me!
My son is a bit of a Thomas the tank engine fan, the price of the merchandise is enough to bring a tear to your eye, but he's not greedy about what he has, so I'm not complaining.

On youtube, there is a video of a large outdoor railway, which someone has set to one of the songs from the yank version of the rather shitty live action Thomas the tank engine film, that being Some Things Never Leave You by Joe Henry. When he was two I had him sat on my lap in front of the PC, with this video playing on one screen on Youtube to keep him occupied, while I did something else on the other screen. The video finished and he asked me to play it again, so I duly obliged.

He started singing along. I lost it.
( Muns, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:50, 5 replies)

'lost it' as in flew into a violent rage and put his head through the monitor?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:59, closed)

Moistening eyes.
And no, not +japs.
( Muns, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:01, closed)

Dunno why you feel you needed to state that it wasn't your japs eye, seems very suspicious.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:04, closed)

bit gay mate
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:07, closed)

Innit.
I thought I was above stuff like emotions until that. I balanced it out by putting out a cigarette on my eyeball though.
( Muns, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:01, closed)