If you stuff the earplugs up the vixen, they're 100% effective.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:43, 2 replies)

isn't it the vixens that make the awful mewling noise when they've got something stuffed up them?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:46, closed)

Think so, yeah, but I'm guessing that earplugs wouldn't get their rocks off. That said, I've not tried it. My estimate of 100% efficacy may be optimistic.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:52, closed)

Get one of the
mods to try it out.
(username failed moderation, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 14:09, closed)

don't they have barbed cocks?
or is that just cats? don't really want to google that at work to see if it's an urban myth, so you do it, yeah?

cheers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:05, closed)

they get dog-locked when they're fucking
but I think the screaming is because they just really really like to fuck
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:15, closed)

you must have some sexy sexy cats
the ones near me just look bored all the time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:31, closed)

Have you tried spicing things up a bit for them?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:40, closed)

I think they have the standard-issue dog "lipstick", with a bulb at the base that engorges and prevents withdrawal. But I'm not googling it either.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:31, closed)