Join us... come join the cultA friend of mine recently floored me with the admission that he'd spent several years in Eastern Europe with the Moonies. And he seemed so normal. Have you or your mates disappeared into a cult? Now that the brain-washing has worn off, tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 17:46)
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Bear's Sex CultIn college, there was this old fat townie named Bear who was hanging around the freshmen dorm. Several of the young ladies started thinking "oh, he's such a cool guy!" Not much later, word started getting around that Bear was leader of a local sex cult.
"Doesn't surprise me," I said, "that's probably the only way that fat old redneck can get any!"
The look on the girl's face sitting across from me told me that she'd been initiated and was highly offended that I'd said that.
Sex cult my butt. He was just some lonely local crazy. His MO was to prey upon the college students with low self-esteem. He went away when a few of the burlier guys "had a talk with him."
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:16,
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