Join us... come join the cultA friend of mine recently floored me with the admission that he'd spent several years in Eastern Europe with the Moonies. And he seemed so normal. Have you or your mates disappeared into a cult? Now that the brain-washing has worn off, tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 17:46)
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Jehova SmehovaA Few years ago, i answered the door to what looked like 2 extras from men in black. I instantly knew what they were going to say, so I just closed the door.
As there is glass in my door I could see that they were still there, and lo and fucking behold they pressed the doorbell again.
Now one of my hobbies is junior football and the day before we had been at a tournament, run by our club, as if by magic there was a loudhaler thing there, as I had used it the day before to announce games and other bits and bobs.
As all the thoughts of what I could say to the 2 said dressed men were going through my head, they pressed again, "ding dong" went the bell.
So I picked up the loudhaler opened the door at light speed and shouted with the haler on full volume
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DOOR YOU JESUS LOVING CUNTS.
They went.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, Reply)
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