Join us... come join the cultA friend of mine recently floored me with the admission that he'd spent several years in Eastern Europe with the Moonies. And he seemed so normal. Have you or your mates disappeared into a cult? Now that the brain-washing has worn off, tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 17:46)
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Birthday PartyPicture the scene, your girlfriend invites you to a birthday dinner around one of her mates house. Woopie, a chance to get pissed and joke around. Turn up, why am i the only one who has come with a bottle of wine? Not going to last 8 people very long. Maybe we are going to the pub after the meal. Or maybe not. How about we all stand around in a circle with our hands on the birthday boy and everyone (sans moi) speaking in tongues. THEN people start having spasms like they are cumming.
To end it all I got told off for not joining in. Must have missed the LSD course during the meal.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 8:54, Reply)
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