The only way out was In
Okay, for nigh-on 14 years I was forced to attend church by my mum then when I was 15 my mum finaly made a crittical mistake, she said that if got confirmed I could make my own mind up about going to church and she would respect my decision (foolish woman). Before I could be confirmed I had to attend a special after church club, the Icthis (spelling? lattin for fish) club and become all holy with the vicar (who was later caught having an affair and fleasing old ladies out of their wills).
I got a bit weird as the vicar (ex-catholic and I do wonder now the circumstances of his conversion to CofE) started with the hell fire and damnation trying to break the clubs collective wills, he nearly had one of the girls in tears at one point. Long story short I didn't care and as soon as I did my first communion I told my mum whilest still in the church I denounced my faith! Woot! Sunday morning lye-ins!!!

I'm now a happy Pagan, my mum is less happy but accepts because she knows I can out argue her on anypoint of the Bible thanks to the class she made me attend. Mwhahahaahh!
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