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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

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Sharing the first load of hot (washing) with hubby, I cleverly came up with a plan to never do the (washing) again while he was on shore. Black and white are welcome together in a steamy mix of (washing)- no aparthied in our home! - but Navy sailor whites don't mix well with fast colours. I purposely ignored that rule for the pleasure of knowing that our dirty, tumbling (washing) session would be better for me than him.

He was so disgusted by my slovenly (washing) that I was never EVER allowed to touch his (washing) or mine while he was around. Sixteen lovely years of having my (washing) needs taken care of.

Pure fuckin' gold.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:13, 9 replies)
Wh(a)t?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:26, closed)
Yeah, I was writing a filthy email to a friend previously and shouldn't have attempted dribble story so soon after.
Totally failed. Sorry.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:33, closed)
Well at least you're not a tragic passive-aggressive trapped in a sexless marriage with a closet homo.
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:28, closed)
It's good to get these things
out in the open.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:30, closed)
The amount of stereo-typing and the assumptions you draw from so little
really is astounding. You sad, angry little man.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 21:38, closed)
0-Upset, Online in under 10 minutes.
A new record.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 23:12, closed)
That made no sense.
Even to me - & hey let's be honest - I'm the King of Nonsense, rite?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 0:48, closed)
nerp. read this twice and no idea what (washing) is a euphemism for.
anyone? anyone? bueller?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 5:01, closed)
Just in case you're not taking the piss
I think that "washing" may tranlsate to "laundry"......so she deliberately destroyed her husbands Navy uniform so the he would do the laundry himself.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 12:17, closed)

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