Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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I have a cunning planI am going to beat the work experience kid to death with a laptop for having a hundred different nervous ticks.
The little* shit.
*he's bigger then me, this isn't hard mind.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:19,
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That isn't a planThat is an obligation. What else do you do to work experience kids?
Laptop, bloodied stump, clue-by-four, it matters not.
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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 8:01,
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If he's a mass of tics alreadyjust play some quality mind games on him until he descends into gibbering sweaty insanity. Shouldn't be hard.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 15:13,
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Nervous tics?So, what, he's acting like he's afraid someone's going to beat him to death with a laptop?
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