I once as a child
Had a cunning plan to dig a hole in the garden using that most obvious of implements.. the claw hammer, I was making a fair sized dent in the cold ground and was pretty chuffed with it.

Went back to the house for a drink to a look of petrified horror on my mother's face; I had been digging a hole in the back of my neck and it was obviously too cold for me to notice. But she noticed the large amount of red stuff running down my neck.

I was an intelligent child.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:23, 11 replies)

Im confused
you dug a hole in your neck or Garden?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:25, closed)

Both
Hole in ground with head of hammer, hole in neck with claw by swinging it over my head.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:27, closed)

ahh...
you really should explain that in the original story.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:29, closed)

Meh
You're probably right, but now I don't have to.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:32, closed)

your right,
given that this QOTW has turned into mixed tapes 3... perhaps we can try and get a sh!t load of replies on this post and make it look really popular?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:01, closed)

Now that
Is a cunning plan
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:04, closed)

Well, you won't catch ME out that easily.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:58, closed)

...adds a witty response to increase reply numbers
...follows half the sentance onto the main body of message...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:03, closed)

Fucks up the
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(username failed moderation, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:09, closed)

Well, that's ruined it for everyone.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:19, closed)

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:58, closed)