Cunning Plans
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
( , Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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You got more right this time, but like your other post this isn't quite dead on - just to clarify:
father - you're right =/
Bragging - nope. Check it - condoms too small for a pinky - that's not
bragging on my phallus, that's complaining about a condom made for dolls. Unless I've missed something my whole life and pinky fingers and penis's are usually the same size (in which case, then, yes, I would have a massive phallus.) - as long as penis's are usually bigger than pinkys, I'm not bragging or even implying anything special.
Fear of intimacy / bravado - you may have something there. Fair point =)
Sharing inappropriate - you misread or filled in your own stuff here, not sure. I told her about the box of condoms, no where do I say I discussed rug munching with her. Though I don't think she would have minded.
Brother being more virile - yeah, that was the joke / point of the story. Little brother shows up older brother in surprise twist - hoo yah.
Though honestly I don't know if he used them for sex or water balloons or what, we never discussed it (and he never paid me back either =)) Those doll condoms would stretch to be usable so he *might* have been using them, but they were truly painful to wear, so if he was getting action, I feel for him and wish he'd bought his own condoms and had a better time of it.
Still - all in all - this post is much more fair than your last one, if I hadn't just read that one I would have just laughed and enjoyed it =) Thanks for the reply.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 3:30, 1 reply)
Do they really make condoms that small,
or were you just putting them on the wrong way (y'know, so they don't unroll)?
That, or you have freakishly large hands (and penis, I guess).
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:02, closed)
or were you just putting them on the wrong way (y'know, so they don't unroll)?
That, or you have freakishly large hands (and penis, I guess).
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:02, closed)
small condoms
From this one experience I can say they exist, however since that point in my life I've never seen any that size again. I've also never seen a box of 128 again. The only ones I've seen are the usual small boxes of 3 or 5 or what not which have been (blessedly) of a more generous diameter that you can find in any grocery or quick store.
To be fair though, I've never tried to find a box of 128 small condoms either. I've always just assumed they were the cheapest option at the drugstore when dad went looking and there wasn't anything more to it.
Doing a quick google, I get nothing - the only things that even look about the same are joke condoms you can get people for their birthday, under the heading for your "little willy" - which now makes me question, near 20 years later, was my father just fucking with me? And if so, wouldn't 3 have been enough for a joke?
They were *usable*, I'm sure they weren't illegal or fake... but they were significantly narrower than your usual trojan or the like.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:52, closed)
From this one experience I can say they exist, however since that point in my life I've never seen any that size again. I've also never seen a box of 128 again. The only ones I've seen are the usual small boxes of 3 or 5 or what not which have been (blessedly) of a more generous diameter that you can find in any grocery or quick store.
To be fair though, I've never tried to find a box of 128 small condoms either. I've always just assumed they were the cheapest option at the drugstore when dad went looking and there wasn't anything more to it.
Doing a quick google, I get nothing - the only things that even look about the same are joke condoms you can get people for their birthday, under the heading for your "little willy" - which now makes me question, near 20 years later, was my father just fucking with me? And if so, wouldn't 3 have been enough for a joke?
They were *usable*, I'm sure they weren't illegal or fake... but they were significantly narrower than your usual trojan or the like.
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:52, closed)
I hate to say this, but..
it really looks like you just called yourself on your own bullshit.
Clever-clogs!
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:35, closed)
it really looks like you just called yourself on your own bullshit.
Clever-clogs!
( , Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:35, closed)
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