Cunning Plans
I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
Suggested by Ring of Fire
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
I have a great plan.
Everyone 'like' this post and get it to the top of the front page for no other reason then for shits and giggles.
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ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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Prick
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:30,
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I liked this one instead.
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Zuowan, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:03,
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I have an even better plan.
It involves you, battery acid and your eyes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:32,
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you are going to watch some battery acid?
that sounds boring.
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:33,
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No it involves a Peter Gabriel song being played to a car engine.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 12:27,
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I wanna be (daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah) a sledgehammer....
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ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 12:47,
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No.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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