The world would be a better place
My cunning plan is to start a rumor, with carefully planted letters to women's magazines etc, that semen is the new wonder diet.

Just imagine if women put as much effort into swallowing cock as they usually do into whatever this month's stupid fad diet is! The nation's husbands and boyfriends would be walking around with permanent stupid grins, and slightly wobbly knees...

Oh, and it's just occurred to me to set up the equivalent of "Weightwatchers"... the "points" system should be interesting!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:09, 8 replies)

This is an excellent cunning plan

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:36, closed)

So what you're saying is that you have a deeply unpleasant penis and women would need a really good excuse to go anywhere near it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 18:54, closed)

This reeks of "I'm not getting any!"
But then, you're married, so I feel your pain.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 19:59, closed)

any enough


Then again, just what is "enough"?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 10:50, closed)

The calorific requirements of the average woman
can be met by drinking only 16 cups of semen a day.

Men need to drink about 24.
(speedevil, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:12, closed)

If the 16 cups figure is correct, then men would need 20 cups.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 23:29, closed)

Give the gays a whole new market to dominate.
Either way.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 0:05, closed)

Not so much a cunning plan...
...as a cumming plan.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:05, closed)