Cunning PlansI once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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I had planned to simply walk into Mordor.Turns out, they have a really good Park & Ride service. Which was nice.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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YOU SHALL NOT CLICK!... and so on, until everyone gets bored (or apeloverage draws a map).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:15,
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That was my ideaHaving a safe walk into my realm was far too complicated. You can get a day ticket now from the black gate for just £4.40
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:28,
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I bet you can't use that ticket during rush houryou fucking fascist.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:01,
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Facist???At least I gave you the special bus after you and your ilk staged the 'Transport for Trolls' campaign, plus all the Orc shit you can eat, you love that stuff. I thought that was quite generous. Whinge-bag.
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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YOU SHALL NOT PARK!!!(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:36, closed)
Yes, I will.At only £4.40, it's excellent value, too.
All hail the Dark Lord.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:42,
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Fuck the Dark Lord.(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:26, closed)
Where?In the eye? That's a tad harsh. I doubt you could stretch that far to get a winky anywhere near it anyway!
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:32,
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Not unless you bought a super-saver ticket of course...(
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:33,
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