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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

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(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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I had planned to simply walk into Mordor.
Turns out, they have a really good Park & Ride service. Which was nice.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 14:57, 10 replies)
One does not simply like this.
One also clicks.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:08, closed)
... and so on, until everyone gets bored (or apeloverage draws a map).
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:15, closed)
That was my idea
Having a safe walk into my realm was far too complicated. You can get a day ticket now from the black gate for just £4.40
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:28, closed)
I bet you can't use that ticket during rush hour
you fucking fascist.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:01, closed)
At least I gave you the special bus after you and your ilk staged the 'Transport for Trolls' campaign, plus all the Orc shit you can eat, you love that stuff. I thought that was quite generous. Whinge-bag.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:34, closed)

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:36, closed)
Yes, I will.
At only £4.40, it's excellent value, too.
All hail the Dark Lord.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:42, closed)
Fuck the Dark Lord.

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:26, closed)
In the eye? That's a tad harsh. I doubt you could stretch that far to get a winky anywhere near it anyway!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:32, closed)
Not unless you bought a super-saver ticket of course...

(, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:33, closed)

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