Knobheads
I've got a few classics, but heres Mrs. Bean for now...

"I work in a well known bakery (not sayers the other one) which is situated in a rather hostile area in liveerpool. Everyday i come face to face with the scum of the earth an have 2 feed each of their numerous children with sausage rolls. I'v had numerous requests for stamps, candles, electric cards, chips and had to tell the inbreads that we only sell fucking pasties.

One of my most shocking customers was the man, with the eyes that didnt face the same way, who asked me for a vanilla slice, It was a fair enough request until i told him that it was 72p, he then proceeded to tell me (scream in my face) that i was a robbing bitch and that they only used used to be 40p. I responded by saying it must have been a while since he last came to my wonderful workplace, to which he replied:
"Well ive been in prison for 20 years and just got out today"

my immidiate reponse was to give him the vanilla slice free of charge and to always remember to duck behind the counter whenever he comes in."
(billybobbean is still trying to make it QOTW's best of the week, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:40, 4 replies)

Lolz
I work in one of those too, only in Glasgow.

I hear you hen.

Everyone's outraged that pies are up to 75p and a bag of doughnuts is £1.10 now. Oh noes.
(SusK, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:42, closed)

it's not
gregg's on west derby road in tuebrook, is it?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:16, closed)

Ugh...
Greggs is ass.

Sayers FTW!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:59, closed)

Now that
was quick thinking!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:04, closed)