Yid
Many moons ago i used to work in a pub/resturant type place.

So one night standing at the bar having a smoke before my shift starts and its mega busy so decide to start early and help the chaps behind the bar.

Get changed and come out and there is this fat little woman screaming at my manager.

FLW - Him, that yid over there, he is the one.

Me - Me?

FLW - Yeah you fucking yid.

Me - Eh?

FLW - You didnt bring my order over like i asked you to, fucking yids.

Me - But ive just started my shift and havent served anyone yet so i think youve got me confused.

FLW - You lying yid, dont fucking lie to me.

Then she throws a pint glass at me

Me - Thanks for that, great start to my shift that is.

She then tries to jump over the bar to attack me, but slips off and falls to the floor, of course i started to laugh as did most of the people at the bar.

FLW - im gonna get you fired you fucking yid bastard.

Me - You do that.

She then left but not without throwing more stuff at me.

The next week she comes in, spots me behind the bar, i spy her and she just stands there. Then runs at the bar screaming YYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, but she fell again, i laughed again, police were called.

Now, i should point out i dont look Jewish, have never been mistaken for being Jewish and have no idea what she was on about. Was pretty funny though. I never did see her again.
(Lanceuppercut, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:47, 1 reply)

I congratulate you
For holding your temper.

I would have thrown the glass back at her, then rubbed the broken bits into her eyes.

Either that or just brick the bitch

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, closed)