Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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I used to work in an army barracks restaurant as a waiterOur customers were knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing squaddies and their blotchy-legged slapper wives/girlfriends who thought going to our restaurant was the height of class as we served After Eight mints*.
One Christmas we had a special menu that included asparagus.
A couple ordered the menu and I brought the food to the table, including a platter of asparagus.
Wife looks at this silver platter in disgust and exclaims loudly, "Fuckinell, those are fuckin' soggy chips"
*So classy was this place that I would regularly receive blowjobs in the tablecloth storeroom and wipe my cock on the freshly-laundered napkins
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:05,
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Salty napkins.I was gonna give a click 'til I read the last line... Urk!
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Good lord, I didn't put them on the tables, I'm not THAT sick**wish I had now though
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 10:34,
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Wait...This woman has green chips usually? Are you sure you don't mean Parsnips?
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