And a happy fucking New Year to you too
When I was in the Sixth Form I got (forced by my evil stepfather) a Saturday job in Tesco as a cashier.

'Twas about 8:50pm on the night of Christmas Eve.

A few facts to bear in mind:
*The entrance doors were locked at 8:00pm, no customers are allowed in after this time.
*From 8pm onwards the words "The store is now closing, could customers please make their way to the checkouts" had been repeated over and over.
*The Store was supposed to close (and my shift end) at 8:30pm.
*The bus that I needed to catch that would take me home and to where all my mates and pretty much the entire Sixth Forms of the Boys' and Girls' school were in the pub, was at 8:45pm.
*The next bus was at 9:45pm.
*Absolute chaos in the store that day, the entire supply of carrier bags had ran out some time ago.

A gentleman cunt came up to my till and I proceded to scan his shopping. He asked me if I had any carrier bags. I apologised and informed him that the store had ran out of carrier bags some time ago. This wasn't good enough he informed me. So I called a supervisor who agreed to go and hunt out some bags. She appeared a little while later with just four and said that that was all that she could find. I don't recall him thanking her for her trouble.

A short while later whilst still scanning his mountain of shopping, another of these fuckers who had left their Christmas shopping to the last minute came up to me and asked if I had any bags. Again, I apologised and said that I didn't. She was perfectly pleasant and thanked me any way. After she'd walked away the man said to me "That wasn't very Christian of you".

CUNT

Naturally I didn't respond as I would have been sacked if I'd told him to FUCK OFF...
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, 1 reply)

I'd have said
"Being an Atheist isn't either"
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:09, closed)