stolen from his bed by paedophiles... GENIUS
@MM boxers are far too tolerant in my mind

i used to have a red and white boxer bitch - complete muppet she was. i was walking her in THICK fog one day in the local park. the game was throw the stick into the mist then let her shoot off to search for it. she didnt return from one particularly hefty lob. i toddled off after her to see a figure in the distance and rumpus (my boxer) jumping up and down trying to grab the stick being being held just higher than she could jump - i played that game with her often but it did strike me as a bit of a cheek that a complete stranger might do this. when i got closer i realised this twat was actually rapping her on the head with the stick every time the stupid mutt jumped - and was pissing himslelf laughing.

"erm - do you mind?"

"yeah what?"

"your hitting my dog"

"dogs a stray i found it"

"eh?"

"yeah was wandering about - i found it, so i'm keeping it"

"rumpus, heel" (for once she did as she was told)

"oi i'm havin that dog - its got no id tag"

I can honestly say it is the only time i have ever knocked someone spark out with one punch.

fuckwit

(it must have made a bizarre spectacle - i also just happened to be wearing a kilt at the time - but thats another story)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:02, Reply)