"I'll have your job for this!"
In my dead-end minimum-wage retail occupation, I long for next time someone utters the classic "I'll have your job for this!". Why? Well, I've had the ideal reply ready for some time now.

"Ooh, you wouldn't want it. The hours are long, the pay terrible, and you meet the rudest people".
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 19:40, 5 replies)

Touche!
Me likey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 20:41, closed)

I really liked your answer too

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:02, closed)

Film it
I demand it. youtube that shit brother!
( grey matter, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:28, closed)

Pwned!
I like that very much. May I steal it and use it myself?
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 2:15, closed)

TWW, please steal away - our customers do!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 16:18, closed)