I could've been a customer from hell
A few weeks ago, after a decent drinking session the night before, myself and a few mates realised that we wouldn't be in the mood to prepare proper food for dinner so decided to take a quick trip to a place where it is already made for you. Since a couple of our group were a little green and wanting to avoid all pubs ,and therefore writing out pub meals, we went to KFC. Arriving at the counter the following conversation took place:

KFC Monkey: Hi welcome to KFC can I take your order?
Me: Yeah, can I have a variety meal with Coke and a cobette please
Monkey: Sorry we're out of corn and chicken, you want anything else?
Me: ...What?.....You have no chicken? What do you have?
Monkey:...erm....gravy

At this point I realised that I could (i) sit there and point out the absurdity of not having chicken in a place that primarily sells the stuff- its in the company name for gods sake!

or

(ii) Go to one of the other fast food places in the Barnsley area.

We wisely chose the second option as we were too hungover to form a decent argument.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, 3 replies)

Should've gone for the gravy

(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:06, closed)

I would have
if the gravy at KFC was anything like decent gravy.

That stuff is so rank even Colonel Sanders hated it
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:26, closed)

I have heard
that one should go for the beans rather than the gravy, as the gravy is made of scummy leftovers.

Perhaps they were out of some parts of the chicken but not others.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, closed)