Education
At the college my mate works at (and at other similar institutions), they no longer have students. They are now called customers. In a bid to get more mileage out of this QOTW, there are some people formerly known as students from Hell.

One of his 'customers' handed in an assignment written in that illegible truncated txt message language and couldn't understand why my friend refused to accept it.

Go away, do it again"

"I aren't doing it again, I was sat at my computer all last night doing that"

"Sitting, not sat" replied my friend. "You've had all week to do it, most people handed their's in on Wednesday before the deadline."

"Fine suit yourself," he said, screwing up the assignment and binning it.

Finally, the penny must've dropped. My friend is under no obligation to mark his assignment, and so handed it in.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 17:24, 1 reply)

I no understand ...
Can you explain that again?

No, really, it doesn't seem to make sense.
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 22:05, closed)