It Was
The Glastonbury Festival, and well, I used to live three miles away in a place called Wells (Home to the hot fuzz film), In my earlier days I used to work a Male House Keeper.

And around glastonbury festival times we used to get famous people staying (One year it was Oasis, The Next Year Was Annie Nightingale the Radio 1 DJ).

Well this year, a DJ whos partner is Lard stayed in our best room, he was a nice fella, liked a good meal, lots of beer and kebabs from the local meat house.

I used to tidy his room, and sometimes I noticed a smell, there was also a smell in the bar downstairs, being late June, it was baking Hot, The Smell Getting Worse, We just used more and more air freshners, but alas the smell got really bad, infact a few regulars were sick, it was that putrid.

He left to go back to whether he lived, this was at the end of the festival, a couple days later.

I had to clean the room that day and as I went to that room, the smell hit me like a slap in the face...

I had a thorough inspection, and checked the bed etc, I opened the drawers of the bed to find not 1 but FIVE bags of Shit!!!! Runny Diahrroea, I Barfed.... What a Fucking Spacktard... He Defintaly Was the customer from Hell!!!


Length.... If it was solid, about 20ft
(BigKahuna I Like to Pooh a Lot, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 20:45, 2 replies)

chris moyles
probably needed the shit to put on the airwaves.
(Papa Chocolat, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 21:18, closed)

hmmm
He obviously couldn't fit on the normal sized toilet - I am assuming that B&Bs in Wells don't have Mark sized crap trays as standard?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 21:26, closed)