Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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They love a saleCustomers love bargains.
Customers also apparently love films about the army.
Customers like to queue outside the shop on the first day of clearance, before we open, preparing themselves for the task ahead. A few stretches to limber up, maybe a little jogging on the spot.
9am hits. The shutters slowly grind into life and start to ascend.
ARMY CUSTOMER SPRINGS INTO ACTION, performing a perfect commando roll under the shutter so they can be the first to be slightly disappointed with what's on sale.
Other customers, not wanting to miss out on all the bargain's this first man is not going to get, all start ducking the shutter to get inside.
This is all because they can't go shopping for 2 days over Xmas.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 0:32, 2 replies)
what a set oftwats!!!
Would have loved to have seen the army-roll though.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:49, closed)
ARMY CUSTOMER USES ROLL(Critical hit!)
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:00, closed)
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