The joys of doing the drive thru at KFC
One sunny afternoon and all was well whenever a car pulled up to the drive-thru. She proceeded to place her order rather snobbishly and strongly emphasised the fact that she wanted her fillet burger "PLAIN". This was not out of the ordinary so we made the plain burger and handed it out to her and because noone trusts the youth of today she checked the fillet burger box to discover her plain burger.

Then she said the most perplexing thing..."I asked for this burger plain".

"But that burger IS plain".

"But then where is the lettuce and mayonaise?".

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH.
(BS_5711 is posting a comment on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 23:13, 5 replies)

Plain?
My favourite is people who ask for stuff "Plain with extra ****" where **** is one of the ingredients of the product. Makes me laugh as I charge them extra to add something that comes as standard in their product .. .. .. ..

Fucktards all of them.
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 23:19, closed)

Haha
Charging extras for standard things is win. Working with foreigners is the worst though. Some poor foreign woman came in one time and ordered about 5 times cos we didnt know what she wanted and probably couldn't speak enough english to get a refund lol.
(BS_5711 is posting a comment on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 23:22, closed)

Charging extra for standard stuff
I do try to avoid it hoping that they will learn how to order in an efficient way - the last thing I want is a reputation for overcharging - but some people refuse to let you help them however hard you try.

I *must* be dumb 'cause I work in a fast food environment .. .. .. .. .. not them. Natch.
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 23:32, closed)

*facepalm*
Plain means PLAIN.
(YayLady is cold, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:13, closed)

@BS 5711
Many moons ago when I worked in a Crappy Eater in the university holidays, a family of five came in to eat in the middle of their drive North. After I'd taken the order, the father asked me, in a strong West African accent, if I had "back bin". This puzzled me at first, but I quickly deduced that he was asking if he could have one of our black bin liners, presumably to clear up and throw away some rubbish in his car. When I returned with said item, he stared at me as though I was of imbecilic stock, and then had the nerve to complain that his requested side order of baked beans was nowhere to be seen.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:44, closed)