Dad stories
"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
My old man wore three piece whistles
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:37,
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What about his pantaloons, how would you describe those?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:57,
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Why
does it always rain in your trousers?
hang on, that's not right.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:13,
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Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!
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Dad Joke, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:08,
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Why do bees buzz?
because they're on silent
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:09,
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Who is a bee's favorite painter?
Pablo Beecasso!
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Dad Joke, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:14,
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Your old man has a lot to answer for.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:23,
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...he was never home for long...
love that song...cheers
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NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:09,
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