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	"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad. 
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG
 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
 
	 My old man wore three piece whistles
	My old man wore three piece whistles
 	
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 wotofco pissing in your swimming pool
 wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:37,
	
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	 What about his pantaloons, how would you describe those?
	What about his pantaloons, how would you describe those?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:57,
	
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	 Why
	Why
 	does it always rain in your trousers?
hang on, that's not right.
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 sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally
 sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:13,
	
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	 Why do bees buzz?
	Why do bees buzz?
 	Because they can't whistle!
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Dad Joke, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:08,
	
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	 Why do bees buzz?
	Why do bees buzz?
 	because they're on silent
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 sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally
 sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:09,
	
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	 Who is a bee's favorite painter?
	Who is a bee's favorite painter?
 	Pablo Beecasso!
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Dad Joke, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:14,
	
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	 Your old man has a lot to answer for.
	Your old man has a lot to answer for.
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:23,
	
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	 ...he was never home for long...
	...he was never home for long...
 	love that song...cheers
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NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:09,
	
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