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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My old man wore three piece whistles

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:37, 7 replies)
What about his pantaloons, how would you describe those?

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:57, closed)
Why
does it always rain in your trousers?

hang on, that's not right.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:13, closed)
Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle!
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:08, closed)
Why do bees buzz?
because they're on silent
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:09, closed)
Who is a bee's favorite painter?
Pablo Beecasso!
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:14, closed)
Your old man has a lot to answer for.

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:23, closed)
...he was never home for long...
love that song...cheers
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:09, closed)

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