Selfish bastard
My Dad was a bullying alcholic who I had nothing to do with since the age of 15. The selfish bastard still managed to die this year, have his funeral on my Birthday, and make me cry like a baby though.

I also had two stepfather's who were almost as bad...one hating every thing about me as it reminded him of my father and the fact he never paid maintenance, and the other who was a complete prick who begged to borrow £10k off me to save his business, then fucked off with the money and a new woman.

My Mum is a terrible judge of character (or simply drives men mental).
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:43, 28 replies)

Oh cheer up will you.
I'm sick of reading about misery on here.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:59, closed)

Fuck off somewhere else then

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:00, closed)

Serious internet business
pfft
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:02, closed)

Bring out the /talk gimp

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:04, closed)

That doesn't narrow it down

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:28, closed)

Frankly I don't think reading about the failings of someone's Father is interesting or entertaining.
This is, in my opinion, someone posting for sympathy on the internet. I doubt it even qualifies as anonymous catharsis, which in any event fails my interesting or entertaining test.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:06, closed)

Why bother to read it and reply?
Why not just ignore it and read the next answer?
I don't really understand why people get so snipey about someones posts not being up to their 'hilarious' standards
Makes you look a bit of a prick really
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:17, closed)

I was linked to it
as an example of a shit answer to this week's question.
Although I feel really bad now, I really had no idea that my post might not go down well on QotW and cause someone to upset online.
( WormuIus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:20, closed)

Aww bless I love how you've got your little mates out to back you up

'Someone said something mean to me - send in the keyboard warriors'
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:31, closed)

Oh cheer up will you.
I'm sick of reading about misery on here.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 6:33, closed)

the same could be said of why people get worked up about the responses of others
Why bother to read it and reply?
Why not just ignore it and read the next answer?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:25, closed)

Actually, it makes him look like someone reacting to a dull heartpouring
You being pissy because someone voiced criticism over someone's tragic story in a lighthearted forum makes you look like the prick
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:27, closed)

Go on Frisbee, lay into him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:06, closed)

Her actually

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:25, closed)

Phoarrr! Show us your tits

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:36, closed)

i think you may have to wait a little longer
to see your first pair of tits Rory
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:38, closed)

We're not all sweaty palmed WoW shut-ins
Instead of tossing off into socks, why not try and talk to a real life girl. Just don't mention goblins or wizards.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:44, closed)

depends if you include moobs
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 18:11, closed)

Blah blah blah
Your mum
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:26, closed)

O little town of frisbeehem
you're 'knighting the wrong guy.
His post was shit, devoid of wit-
a total waste of time.
But keep on grabbin' ankle
and spread those buttcheeks wide -
you'll feel fulfilled when /talk has spilled
its seedless juice inside.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 18:25, closed)

heeee! i like this.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:08, closed)

haha!
*reply click*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:14, closed)

Oh, oh, I know this one!
It's because he's a troll, trying to emulate his heroes in the fictional rivalry between QotW and /talk.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:39, closed)

It's brilliant watching grown adults (allegedly) picking on one another like they're back at school again
My boards better than your board

No, my board is better and funnier so there

No MINE IS

repeat to fade
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:20, closed)

Wooooah now
you don't find people treating qotw as some bizarre form of therapy entertaining?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:09, closed)

Rory and Worm
You are both c o c k s u c k e r s
(how did I make it past childhood, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 7:07, closed)

that extra spacing makes your internet hardmanning EVEN BETTER.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:08, closed)

AAAARGHHH HAVE YOU FOUND KATE YET
If only she had bullied you into killing yourself
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:11, closed)