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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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open my presents roger the wife senseless.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:34, 2 replies)

senseless's sister who's staying over for Xmas.
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who's staying over for Xmas 's husband in my one chance to consummate our secret gay affair.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:40, closed)

in my one chance to consummate our secret gay affair every day in December like some sort of bum-stretching advent calendar
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I concede without even a chocolate joke
in honour of the term 'bum-stretching advent calendar'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:51, closed)

Saucy git.
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It's what I do
whilst you're downstairs opening your socks and Old Spice gift-set.
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But
I live in a bungalow...




Dad?
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