Dad stories
"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
Suggested by bROKEN aRROW
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
My Dad is Bruce Lee
and he can kick your dads arse
(
TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:40,
6 replies)
Well my dad's gay
and bummed your dad......and your dad enjoyed it. ;)
FB
(
bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:47,
closed)
Whilst he was sucking your mum's dick
(
MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:18,
closed)
Eeeeek!
(
bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:28,
closed)
Yeah well...... well........
my dog was licking your dads balls
(
TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:51,
closed)
Touche
I heard my dad enjoyed it as well the filth monger
(
bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:02,
closed)
does he let you
ride in his JCB?
(
The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 18:20,
closed)