Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Cheapy Card ShopThere was a special section in my local cheapo card shop for fathers' day for stepfathers. One card said: "It's almost as if you were my Dad", which is a nice sentiment for a stepfather - but even better as a beautifully backhanded compliment for a real dad.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:42, 4 replies)
"It's almost as if you were my Dad"That's up there with "Happy 30th birthday, Gran!"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:54,
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There are so many situations that they don't make a card for:"Sorry the bumfuck hurt more than I promised"
"Congratulations - the paternity test was false!"
"Good luck with the pile surgery!"
"Sorry you failed your IQ test"
"Wishing you all the best in the Witness Relocation programme"
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Happy Deathday.(
Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:04,
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