Dad stories
"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
Suggested by bROKEN aRROW
( , Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
Suggested by bROKEN aRROW
( , Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Perfect timing
This tale begins in the cold early morning on this very day just over a quarter of a century ago. We find the subject of this yarn my father (on topic already... Check) asleep as his 8 month pregnant wife is downstairs in the kitchen, of their housing association house in the once famed 'resort' of Bognor Regis.
Awoken by a bit of a commotion he goes downstairs too find my mother getting into the swing of that giving birth alittle early but it's ok she's done it before she'll be ok should probably call an ambulance or something. That done he finds that his new son will arriving somewhat sooner than someone with medical experience.
And to make matter worse it's all happening on his birthday (my dads and mine this is the point of the story)
Does mean I never forget his birthday, thanks for not dropping me dad and happy birthday!
( , Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This tale begins in the cold early morning on this very day just over a quarter of a century ago. We find the subject of this yarn my father (on topic already... Check) asleep as his 8 month pregnant wife is downstairs in the kitchen, of their housing association house in the once famed 'resort' of Bognor Regis.
Awoken by a bit of a commotion he goes downstairs too find my mother getting into the swing of that giving birth alittle early but it's ok she's done it before she'll be ok should probably call an ambulance or something. That done he finds that his new son will arriving somewhat sooner than someone with medical experience.
And to make matter worse it's all happening on his birthday (my dads and mine this is the point of the story)
Does mean I never forget his birthday, thanks for not dropping me dad and happy birthday!
( , Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
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