My dad is not the most observant of people.
I would like to prefix this by saying that my Dad is a genuinely intelligent person, who has always tried to give us everything we need/want. However, he can be shockingly unobservant sometimes. F'rinstance, although he is properly awesome with computers and usually takes to new technology like a duck to water, today he confessed to me that the reason he'd never taken a picture on his phone is because he couldn't figure out how to make it switch from being on 'video' mode to 'camera' mode. He gave me it to look at, and RIGHT next to the 'take picture' button is a button which is clearly intended to make the camera switch functions. He's had his phone for two years.

My favourite example of this was a conversation we had a couple of weeks ago though:

Dad: Belladonna - are you drunk?!
Moi: No...
D: You're drunk! You're supposed to be working in an hour!
M: I'm not drunk Dad!
D: You are! I can tell when you're drunk!
M: Seriously Dad, I'm not drunk! Honestly, I'm not!
D: Well...... SOMETHING'S different about you...
M: I had my hair cut this afternoon?
D: Oh yeah, that'll be it... *wanders off*

Seriously - eh?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 18:13, 6 replies)

That sounds like something /I'd/ say.
I'm worried now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 18:22, closed)

Then did you have sex and do loads of massive drugs?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:13, closed)

I was an avid follower of her blog
I found Bella to be a sassy, outrageous blogger of her erotic encounters whose writing embodied everything from the spicy to the downright scandalous. It was a fun, naughty confessional tease and had everything, including Massive Drugs. Bella`s not just your "innocent" average girl next door, but lives a secret life - as a SEX FIEND. One woman`s relationship with soul, the feminine, the masculine, the wild, sexuality, massive drugs, being dumped by her fiancee...and so much more.... She was reinventing her sexy and sensual side after the messy breakup. As a blog it had everything that I look for beauty, relationships, erotica, dating, health, lingerie, and thoughts and reflections on being a sexual lioness post break up.

Then the cunt went crying and deleted it :((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:40, closed)

This isn't just trolling,
This is marks & Spencer trolling...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 22:36, closed)

Co-op more like..
Story was on topic and not bad at all.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:19, closed)

This
Made me snort tea everywhere, thank-you!
(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:42, closed)