Dildon´t.
Both my parents are pretty eccentric to say the least…when I was a young teenager mum would run into the living room in fancy dress singing, dancing and pelvic thrusts a plenty (as if in a dodgy musical) just to embarrass me in front of boyfriends, …last Xmas, to spice things up a bit, my Dad decided to suspend a Xmas tree and Stove from the ceiling (wtf!??)

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but on my most recent visit to see him…my dad took it one step too far, yes ladies and gentleman in the middle of a party at our place my very own father thought it would be hilarious to burst through the door and proceed to chase me round the kitchen table with a flashing dildo!!-I was (to put it mildly) completely and utterly horrified!-I mean, the very thought of your Dad owning a Dildo is disturbing enough let alone being chased round the table with one : /
I don´t have any photos of the “offending article” but I do have one of my utter disbelief:

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Then this one of my Dad trying to make friends again with me afterwards!

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I calmed down some after all of his (cracked up) mates told me they´d bought it for him as a “joke” and it wasn´t actually something he owned for his “personal pleasure” still though, sweet bejesus …what a Dad.
(misshotlips, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:15, 13 replies)

Funny Images at ImageHousing.com eh?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:17, closed)

er yes...that´s how I converted my images into HTML!
(misshotlips, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:24, closed)

That person in those pictures doesn't look a lot like the person in the picture in your profile.
Just saying.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:27, closed)

NICE TO SEE
Frank Gallacher back in front of a camera
(mersault, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:21, closed)

Oh my,
You DO look like Hot Lips herself!
(Please tell me those are your knees!)
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:25, closed)

Hehehe...yes, I think so!? : ))
(misshotlips, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:27, closed)

um. what is your dad's name?
only, he looks a lot like someone i know...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:33, closed)

Haha, well it´s Vittorio Pianezza...he´s Italian see!-This all happened in Italy last Xmas : ))
(misshotlips, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:38, closed)

Damn it
I thought it was Howard Marks!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:12, closed)

so it's not philthy phil from shropshire then.
thank the gods for that.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:35, closed)

phwooar :)

(nappy rash, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:45, closed)

A big 'click' because I have a soft spot for eccentrics......
Your dad is Salvador Dali, and I claim my 5 quid prize. The top pic is definitely one of his installations. Is that a canteloupe melon on the right-hand side, too? Genius!
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, closed)

I´m not sure!..quite possibly, there was a lot of strange stuff on that tree that´s for sure!
(misshotlips, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:17, closed)