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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Nothing at all troll-like about your rather repetetive posting strategy, is there? You know, the one where you pick a random post, chuck out some halfwitted babble and a few swears, then link to it from /talk so everyone there can share in and marvel at your incisive Swiftean wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19, 2 replies)
yeah
go go gadget lol
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, closed)
go go gadget rofflecopter

(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, closed)
GO GO GADGET IAMDEADCLEVERANDAMRUNNINGTOTHEAIDOFANINTERNETMAIDEN

(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:25, closed)
GO GO GADGET RICKROLL
this is comedy gold this is^
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:25, closed)
How
can helo be an internet maiden? he is a 26 (roughly) year old gay man.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:41, closed)
So you're just a bit thick then?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:48, closed)
I guess i'm not up to speed
on all this "knighting" and "maiden" terminology, I always assumed that if you were doing it, you would hope to get something out of it, i.e a shag.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:10, closed)
Oh man, that's me well and truly put in my place.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, closed)
YEAH!
TOO FUCKING RIGHT! YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24, closed)
I'll have to stop getting massively upset at every single post on QOTW that isn't someone metaphorically sucking someone else's willy.
Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:26, closed)
Good, Winston
I for one hail the coming of our new utopian society where people can embellish dull anecdotes of their life without the threat of people telling them to get a fucking grip on themselves!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:33, closed)
I will have no part in your dystopian nightmare.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:34, closed)
... yet

(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:35, closed)

Good choice - doing so might disrupt your super-tunnel vision focus on becoming massively upset over a complete stranger's choice of trouser.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:42, closed)
Oh god, my hypocrisy meter just broke.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:45, closed)

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