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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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so they splitAs a single cell by the process of mitosis, which then means that as their offspring you will have a twin, have only split from one of your parents or are adopted.
Either of those explains your issues. It also means you'll reproduce asexually, so no shagging for you.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:49,
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