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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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Absent dad
Mum and dad split up when I was small (
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19, 6 replies)
Oh man
what happened next?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24, closed)
Back of the queue for sympathy.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24, closed)
that's quite the story, there.
have you considered trying for a publishing deal?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:33, closed)
Didn't
Kerr Avon kill your dad?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:43, closed)
so they split
As a single cell by the process of mitosis, which then means that as their offspring you will have a twin, have only split from one of your parents or are adopted.

Either of those explains your issues. It also means you'll reproduce asexually, so no shagging for you.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:49, closed)
i bet it was your fault.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:24, closed)

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