Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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At the OcheWhen I was a young girl my dad used to play quite a lot of darts. He won small, cheap trophies in local tournaments, so I could presume he was also a fairly decent darts player (as an impressionable 6 year old who thought even small trophies were made from gold)
He also looked like Eric Bristow the on/off world champion darts player. Similar nose, size, hair, accent...
Therefore it made perfect sense to me when he told me he was Eric Bristow.
(, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 8:45, 2 replies)
Now that's a proper dad fib!and should put all those "they only play the music when they've run out of ice cream" merchants to shame.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 9:08,
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maybe he actually iseric bristow?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:25, closed)
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