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(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My father.
here do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 9:17, 6 replies)
Ha ha
I had to look the source up for that
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:19, closed)
summers in rangoon?
Luge lessons?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:49, closed)
In the spring...
... we'd make meat helmets
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:54, closed)
At the age of fourteen
a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:17, closed)
Without looking it up..
Dr. Evil?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 9:20, closed)
Why make billions
When we could make.....millions?
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:09, closed)

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