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(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Hairy balls
In the early days, when having a remote control for your telly was a novelty, let alone a video recorder, my dad used to come home from work, have a shower and then slip into his short, ratty bathrobe, before coming down for his dinner in front of the box.

One of the few mental images I have of him, that I've not found strong enough mind bleach for, is my dad on all fours, leaning down in front of the tv, trying to program the video. Completely unaware that his bathrobe isn't that long, and the rest of the family having to endure 10 minutes of watching his hairy arse and nut sack obscuring the television screen.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:44, 5 replies)
That's an oversight
that could have been corrected with an accurately-pinged rubber band.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:51, closed)
no.. really! I have just laughed out loud so hard at your comments...this is the funniest thing I've ever read...pffftttt...
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:31, closed)

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 3:07, closed)
me too!
i have mascara smudges from the laughing cry baubles
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:40, closed)
maybe, however hindsight isn't something i'd like to dwell on when it comes to this...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 13:58, closed)

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