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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Recently I was in Alaska.And yes, it's every bit as wild and beautiful as you've been led to imagine.
One of the local delicacies, however, simply had to be tried- reindeer sausage. I had some with my breakfast one morning and found it to be excellent. Still, the thought of it gave me the giggles. So I texted my son:
ME: I just had reindeer sausage for breakfast.
HIM: That's somehow evil, Dad.
ME: The other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
HIM: Santa got tired of putting up with his shit!
ME: Should I bring some home with me?
HIM: Definitely!
ME: Hey, at Christmas we can have our own Donner party!
It went downhill from there.
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Wanderer, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:52,
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Reindeer SausageA few years ago I was out with some friends from work on Christmas Eve and produced a bag of reindeer salami (I don't know where it came from, the Mrs tends to buy all sorts of wonderfully obscure food). I offered some around and one of the girls called me a "sick bastard" for eating reindeer on Christmas Eve.
I only wish, like in the Billy COnnoly sketch, I had a glace cherry so i could reach in and shout "I've got the nose!"
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People that get uppity about eating certain animals are twats.The only reason an animal shouldn't be eaten is on taste or health grounds. Either you're happy to eat animals, or you're not. In which case, don't eat fucking Fakon either - trying to morally laud it over others is despicable, and not a little sad.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:11,
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There are some I won't eatbecause it would creep me out too much- dogs and cats, for instance. But reindeer are basically no different from any other venison, so I have no problems with it.
It is a lot of fun making reindeer jokes, though. I have two pounds of sausage in the freezer for Christmas.
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Wanderer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57,
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he got dancer and prancerwith an old german luger
then he sliced up dasher
just like freddy krueger
and he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbecued blitzen
then he took a big bite
and said "it tastes just like chicken!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:41,
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