Reindeer Sausage
A few years ago I was out with some friends from work on Christmas Eve and produced a bag of reindeer salami (I don't know where it came from, the Mrs tends to buy all sorts of wonderfully obscure food). I offered some around and one of the girls called me a "sick bastard" for eating reindeer on Christmas Eve.

I only wish, like in the Billy COnnoly sketch, I had a glace cherry so i could reach in and shout "I've got the nose!"

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(Shamrock, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 11:56, 1 reply)

People that get uppity about eating certain animals are twats.
The only reason an animal shouldn't be eaten is on taste or health grounds. Either you're happy to eat animals, or you're not. In which case, don't eat fucking Fakon either - trying to morally laud it over others is despicable, and not a little sad.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:11, closed)

There are some I won't eat
because it would creep me out too much- dogs and cats, for instance. But reindeer are basically no different from any other venison, so I have no problems with it.

It is a lot of fun making reindeer jokes, though. I have two pounds of sausage in the freezer for Christmas.
( Wanderer, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:57, closed)