Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Sadly you're not allowed to trash cars blocking your way.Apparently you're not allowed to move anything onto or off your own property unless any random cunt who feels like spoiling your day says so.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:20, 2 replies)
No butyou are more than able to stick a banana up their exhaust pipes whilst they are 'with God'. When they emerge and kick up a fuss something along the lines of 'I saw some kids mucking about near your car whilst you were praying. You think your god would have mentioned it to you...or maybe he thinks you're an inconsiderate oaf too!' should soothe even the most frayed of Christian nerves.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:37,
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Get them towed. Worked for me on many an occasion.
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