My dads a perv.
When I was a nipper (25+ years ago) he used to take the biggest pair of binoculars imaginable to the beach and would sit eyeing up sunbathing women from afar. He'd call them his 'Cosmoing binoculars' or 'Cosmo nocks'. Mother would laugh at his outrageous perversions.

Whenever we went to a beach with sand dunes he'd take me on topless sunbather hunting walks through the dunes and send me off like some sort of bloodhound to 'stumble across them' and report back.

When I got older he bought me my own pair of 'cosmoing nocks' and we'd sit together scouting for clunge.

Didn't turn me into any sort of perv in later life or anything, oh no.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:59, 4 replies)

I used to see an old codger
on the beach, going around blatantly ogling the topless sunbathers. While the rest of us were just enjoying the fine weather while eating our lunch, oh yes officer, can't say I had noticed those girls, no.

I'm now looking forward to being so old that I no longer give a tinker's cuss whether they know I'm checking them out...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 15:14, closed)

my dad spent a whole day on the beach in france insisting the young women nearby had stolen his shirt because they fancied him.
no way would he go out without a shirt.

strangely it appeared they'd tracked our house down, because when we got home in the evening there it was over his chair...
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:41, closed)

Did you Dad ever use the binoculars to look at people in other places?

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 17:12, closed)

Show me on the doll where Airman Gabber's dad looked at you with his Cosmo Nocks

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:24, closed)